Good Luck Lantern....

Thailand has a tradition that I love sooooo much...they release a lantern for good luck!! The idea is you make 1 wish... when the lantern takes flight... it takes away all your problems. And brings you back only good luck!!
Have a nice flight....
GOOD LUCK :-)
Hmmm if its not too much trouble... can you also bring me back some BEER... and a GIRL please!
THANK YOU hehe :-p

HEY!!!!!!

You missed that one.... DIDNTI YA!!!

GOODNIGHT WORLD :-)

Beer Drinking Cave Man

Male friendships are weird... we show affection very differently to our female counterparts. We have our own special caveman language... that only men can understand LOL.

My best mate Luke called tonight and his opening line was ''Gday Monkey Nuts''. My response was ''Hey Elephant Shit, how are ya mate?''. Perfectly normal behaviour for us LOL. Our male minds believe the more disgusting of a greeting we can conjure up, the better. It doesn't mean we dont get sentimental... we do. But as a species we are too homophobic to hug each other like girls do... the thought of facial hair touching is just not right. So we avoid man hugs like the plague. But our friendship is so much more than just beer drinking cavemen that wave fire torches around. I still remember practicing good old 'Elephant Shits best-man speech for his wedding a thousand times over cus I wanted it just perfect for him. And I still remember the night he spent 8 hours on the phone to me when I needed him the most. Friendships with girls... are totally different. My closest female friend is proof that caveman and girl can have a close friendship without going down the 'friends with benifits' road. I've known her 7 years... but we've been through so much shit together it honestly feels more like 20. We've worked together twice, been camping together and been each others drinking buddies forever. We spent 6 weeks in Canada together, and have travelled to Europe, Singapore and Vanuatu together. We've slept in the same bed more times than I can possibly remember. Have we SLEPT TOGETHER??? Not once. Never. Dont believe me... LOL you wouldn't be the only one. And no... she is not gay, doesn't have a moustache and weighs a lot less than 284 kg. She is actually a very attractive girl. And yes, all my male organs work just fine thank you very much. Its just the way our friendship is. To be honest... I'd be lying if I said the thought had never crossed my mind, but Im sure she'd say the same thing. But you know what... its just awesome to have a female friend who I can chat in bed with and not worry about anything.
MALE and FEMALE friendships.... SAME SAME.... BUT DIFFERENT :-)

Boxers...

Boxers love to talk with their ass....
JUST ASK MR TEX!!!

Best Love Song Ever Written???

My life is brilliant
My love is pure
I saw an angel
Of that I'm sure
She smiled at me on the subway
She was with another man
But I won't lose no sleep on that
Cus I've got a plan

You're beautiful... You're beautiful
You're beautiful... It's true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
Cus I'll never be with you.....

Yeah she caught my eye
As I walked on by
She could see from my face
That I was fucking high
And I don't think that I'll see her again
But we shared a moment that will last until the end

You're beautiful... You're beautiful
You're beautiful... It's true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
Cus I'll never be with you.....

You're beautiful... You're beautiful
You're beautiful... It's true
There must be an angel with a smile on her face
When she thought up that I should be with you
But it's time to face the truth
I will never be with you.....

Best love song ever written???
YEP... ME THINKS SO :-)