I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT...

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT...
I have degrees in meteorology, mind reading and also speak perfect African if YOU get into trouble on the African Tribal Tour I booked for YOU. Sure it's no problem to give YOU seven connecting non-smoking, ocean view rooms with two beds in each room. And of course it’s my fault that the hotel lobby smells bad for YOU.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT...
Sure its obvious to me when YOU book your flight for Friday, YOU really mean Saturday. And when YOU say Ritz Hotel London, YOU really mean Hilton Hotel Paris. I deeply regret I cant upgrade YOU to first class cus its your birthday and apologise for your unpleasant flight to Canada on Borat Airlines. Even though YOU wanted the cheap ticket, its still my fault YOU wont pay more for a good airline.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT...
Absolutely I will refund your 3 day Disneyland-Pass cus Mickey Mouse punched YOU in the face after your 6 year old son bitch-slapped his left testicle. And I should have known when YOU requested seat 47A there was a smelly fat man in seat 47B who snored too loud. Of course its my fault that YOU are not entitled a refund cus Thai Airways wont allow your cat in the overhead locker. Clearly I should have known YOU were deaf when I carefully explained the terms and conditions of your flight ticket to YOU.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT...
I always know where to find YOU the best BBQ restaurants in every city in the world, without spending money. Im happy to work through my lunch break for YOU, and call YOU back in 5 minutes with a price... even though YOU wont travel until next year (maybe), YOU dont know for how many days, YOU dont know how many people, or where YOU want to go. I also accept blame for airline food and that YOU caught aids from your Thai 'girlfriend' in Bangkok. And Im sorry.... NO I dont know how to explain this to your wife. GRRRR my customers.... somtimes just wish I could say FUCK YOU!!!

HATE MY JOB SOMETIMES!

Random Fact

There is an ATM in the Antarctica. TRUE!!! haha love it!!! How cool is that.....
Do you get it??
"coooooool"
GOODNIGHT WORLD :-p